iamtherog:

my friend jeremy got to work today and found this email in his inbox:

Jeremy,

Thank you for your interest in our beautiful pony. As mentioned in the advertisement on craigslist, we are looking to set up three rides and one lesson with interested parties to make sure that the pony and the rider are compatible. The weight limit for a rider on a pony this size is around maximum 140 lbs, however we would prefer to have a smaller rider than that, if possible.

For leasing purposes, we are looking for $150/month. This includes three rides of the pony a week, as well as access to our indoor riding area.

What is your phone number, so that we can talk further arrangements?

Sincerely,

Donna xxxxxxxxxxxx

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so he checked his outbox and found this message, dated 3:30am on Sunday:

Subject: Re: 12 hand pony for 1/2 lease on farm (pembroke)

Hey so whats the deal with this pony. I get to lease it like a car? Do I have to go to pembroke? I weigh 170 lbs, can I ride it or do I have to find someone to ride it for me?

-Jeremy

This was definately worthy of a reblog.