Abbie Marie

There is a bazillion things that make thanksgiving great. Turkey, dressing, the incredibly varied side dishes. There is a part of thanksgiving that I think gets overlooked though. After the meal, after everyone wakes up from thier food-coma, we are stuck with a gazillion leftovers.

When i was a kid my dad would take left over turkey breast and just dip it in mayo, sound gross?? Yes, yes it does and that’s because it was, I have an idea on how to use some of this stuff in the days after the turkey day.

Aaron’s left over thanksgiving sandwich perfection:

You’ll need:

A handful of turkey breast

Any sort of bread ( preferably a hoagie roll though)

Cranberry sauce

Leftover stuffing or dressing

Ranch dressing

Couple of tomato slices

Couple slices of red onion

Two slices havarti cheese

K, assemble like this spread cranberry sauce and ranch on bread, next put turkey and dressing down. Too with tomato and onion. Cover with cheese.

Preheat broiler to high and melt cheese with sammie open.

Problemo solved!

aaronrgillespie:

Tonight somewhere in this country and i’m sure in every other corner of the globe, there is a band on tour in a van, they are dirty, hungry and having a ball. They get like four bucks a day and did i mention they are hungry? You taking them in to stay at your house is beyond appreciated and they will remember it for a long time. If you feed this gaggle of stinky, greasy haired musicians they will remember it forever.

Me and the boys traveled a long time sleeping on floors and we sometimes late at night talk about those experiences and revel in how great or bad they were. The ones where the people fed us are the ones that we always remember as the best or the worst. When feeding a band people tend to get card board pizza or cheap packaged spaghetti. Now don’t get me wrong, anything is so appreciated, but when you put a little thought and care in it things get remember and talked about. I know, i know its so expensive, but i have a fool proof plan to feed a band for under thirty bucks. Ready? Lets do this.

Aaron’s feed a dirty rock band meal 1.0:

1. 2 pounds ground chuck

2. 1 half small yellow onion ( diced)

3. 1 half green bell pepper (diced)

4. four pounds red creamer potatoes ( or i regular sized back)

5. kosher salt

6. black pepper

7. minced garlic four tablespoons

8. four ears of corn

9. 2 sticks butter (non salted)

10. chili powder (1 tsp)

11. three tablespoons worcester sauce

12. 1 can diced tomatoes ( 14.5 ounce can)

13. 2 cups quick cooking oats

14. 2 large eggs

15. 1 cup shredded monterey jack cheese

16. 8 oz. sour cream

k, in large bowl combine meat, eggs pinch of salt, pepper 2 tbls garlic, oatmeal, can of tomatoes, onions, peppers, worcester sauce, mix well and put in a cake pan

preheat oven to 375 and then bake for an hour

( this recipe is madam paula deen’s but i added a few things it rools!!!)

potatoes: boil all potatoes with skin on in salted water until tender, drain of water and mash the spuds together with sour cream, half stick of butter, and cheese add 1 tbls garlic and mix until desired consistency.

corn. take 1 stick of butter and melt in microwave with 1 tbls garlic, a pinch of salt a pinch of pepper and chili powder, grill corn husk of until slightly tender brushing with butter mixture periodically.

they will be beyond happy i promise.

bobsaysmeow:

meliohmy:

iforgotihatethissong:

krisdoesthemacarena

Kablam!

(via sabino)

kakelyn:

erickd:wrongcharlie:thedailywhat:

Origami of the Day: Money Hats. That is all.

[via.]

bobsaysmeow:

josh:

urlesque:

A bunch of Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Parodies — from Three Virginia Woolf Moon to Three Teen Wolf Moon!

YO I WROTE THIS

bobsaysmeow:

juliasegal:

oldeenglish:

Dear Starbucks,

I wrote you several weeks ago re: coffee pun movie titles, and have yet to hear back. Maybe you get all sorts of letters like that, so I’ll refresh your memory: my letter was the one with all the really good ideas.

I’m not going to waste your time by throwing a bunch of other examples at you, but okay, here’s a few:

Grande Expectations

Caffe American-Graffiti-o

Roasts of Mississippi

Cream (like Scream)

Cream 2 and Cream 3

With the economy being what it is, I’m sure you’re hesitant to make new hires (it’s a shame the arts are always the first to go). Maybe you want to hire me, but you need to know a little bit about me first, to see if I’d get along with the other employees, like the cute barista who works weekends (the one with the braces) (I think her name is Katie).

You’re thinking, who is this guy anyway? What are his likes and dislikes? And if he’s so good at coming up with things to put on marquees, why doesn’t he already have some high-paying marquee-writing gig on Wall Street? Maybe you’re afraid I’m just one of those weirdos who’s going to come by and be weird all the time, talking about my personal life and just generally weirding people out with my crazy ideas about health care and 9/11. But you know who else had a lot of weird, crazy ideas? Thomas Jefferson. (Seriously, have you read his book? That guy was a nutbar.)

Anyway, here’s a small bio on me (or should I say “tall” bio?): I am a writer whose work has been published in the New York Times, Entertainment Weekly, and TV Guide letters to the editor pages, and I also have a lot of really good ideas for novels. However, I’m not one of those antisocial writer-types who never leaves the house. I have had two girlfriends!

Perhaps you thought I used up all my juice coming up with the amazing movie titles in the last letter and I now have no juice left to offer. Well, brace yourself, because I’m about to unload a fire hose of juice right into your sweet, supple face:

The Pumpkin Spice Storm

Caffe American-Beauty-o

The Man Who Knew Too Mocha

Caffe American-Psycho-o

Caffe American-Gigolo-o

To Wong Foo, Thanks For All The Coffee! -Julie Newmar

Maybe you think, Oh, sure, he probably spent a long time coming up with those great ideas, but can he really cook up something new in a pinch? You bet your hot buttered croissants I can!

For example: let’s say a movie comes out called Murder on Sexy Boulevard! (By the way, isn’t that a great name for a movie? I’m hooked!) In that case I’d probably do something with the “Sexy” part of the title, like turn it into… six… something, I don’t know, that’s a bad example, but just trust me, I can do it.

Now you’re probably thinking, okay, yeah, this guy’s good, but what if his great movie titles attract the “wrong” kinds of people? Well, if that’s the case, then I’m sorry but I think you need to take a good long look in the mirror.

Anyway, I’m not going to tell you how to do your job. Unless your job is hiring people, in which case: hire me!

I await your response with bated breath. Bated, I tell you! Bated!

Always bating,

Raphael Bob-Waksberg

aquietcrown:

Quiet River- An Intergalactic Love Song

I recorded a group of new songs live with the intention of making an album. It ended up falling apart and I decided to rerecord it with a full band. I just thought I would post this song because I loved this take. enjoy!

thedailywhat:

Bacon Mug of the Day: Here’s to your heal…

Uh, nevermind.

[via.]

bobsaysmeow:

juliasegal:

mudwerks:

rad dudes

Rat tail…for the win.

holy shit!

Ill pay someone to do this.

thedailywhat:

Coolest Pillow Ever of the Day: Naturally, Etsy seller Sally England’s ultra-boss 16 x 16 white twill and woven Mr. Moustache Pillow, with its four interchangeable velcro moustaches (Fu Manchu, trucker, gentleman, and salt ‘n’ pepper), is all sold out.

Until such time as it is once again available for purchase, I have no choice but to lie on my crummy, facial-hairless pillow, and dream moustachioed dreams.

[via.]

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